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A dining room after closing time, tables empty, the warm lights still on.

You wake up and it is already done.

The boring half of your work is done before you open your eyes: the replies, the chasing, the posting, the reviews. What you do with the hours is your business.

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GloriaGloriaDirect and warm, in that order. She tells you what she did, not what she is about to do.
last night, while nobody was awake

It worked from 03:12 to 08:02.

Eight things done, none of them by you. Your supplier had an answer before breakfast, which is the sort of thing that decides whether you get the delivery.

03:12Answered the supplier about the late deliverysent · your copy is in your inbox
03:40Replied to the 4 new Google reviews3 published · 1 held back for you
04:18Confirmed tomorrow bookings by message11 tables · 2 have not answered
05:00Took a call and wrote the message downvoicemail to text · callback for you
08:02Cleared the 6 emails that came in overnight5 answered · 1 needs you

One night, start to finish.

A real night of work, with the hours: what she answered, what she confirmed, and the one thing she refused to decide on her own.

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You already know how Tuesday goes.

Now

  • It is 23:40 and you are answering a supplier, standing up, with your coat on.
  • The review from Friday is still there. You will answer it. Not tonight.
  • You have not posted anything in eleven days and you know it.
  • Two invoices nobody chased, because the person who chases them is you.

With her

  • You close the shutters and go home. The supplier already has his answer.
  • Four reviews answered before breakfast, in the language they were written in.
  • The week is planned and posted. You approved it on Sunday, in forty seconds.
  • The invoices got chased on Tuesday, politely, twice.

Same business. Same you. The difference is what you do at 23:40.

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People walking along the shore at sunset, unhurried.

This is the thing you are buying. The software is just how it arrives.

Whatever you do for a living, she works the same way.

restauranthair salondental practiceplumbergymphotographerestate agencydriving school

The work is the same everywhere: people write, people call, people book, people leave reviews, and somebody has to answer. That somebody does not have to be you.

A hair salon with one chair and a mirror, empty before opening.
A pair of hands working a piece of wood on a bench.

Everything a good assistant does, and nothing a good assistant would not.

Not a chatbot you go and ask things. Something that opens your inbox at three in the morning because that is when the work is quiet.

Your email

Answers what it can, and hands you the one that needs you with the reply already written.

Your calendar

Books, moves and cancels, tells both sides, and never puts two things at the same hour.

Your reviews

Answered in the language the guest wrote in. The bad ones are written, and wait for you.

Your bookings

Confirms tomorrow, chases the ones who never answered, warns you when a Saturday fills early.

Your phone

Picks up when you cannot, writes the message down, puts the callback on your list.

Your social

Posts made with your own photos, never stock. You press publish. Or you let it.

Your website

Change the prices or add the Christmas menu by writing it. No panel, no agency.

Your money, carefully

Chases what you are owed without sounding desperate, and never spends a cent on its own.

There is no list of things it can do.

Those eight boxes are where most people start, not where it stops. None of these were on a menu. Somebody just asked:

Call my accountant and ask whether I can deduct the van.Find out what the place across the street charges, and tell me if I am expensive.Write to everyone who has not been in for six months.Put this month numbers in a PDF I can take to the bank.Read this 40-page contract and tell me what I am signing.Somebody left a 1-star review. Handle it, but show me first.

If you would ask a person to do it, ask. You decide what it does without you.

She works inside the things you already use.

Gmail and any mailboxGoogle CalendarGoogle BusinessInstagramFacebookWhatsApp

Nothing to move, nothing to learn, no new password for your staff. You connect your own things from the panel, each on its own page, and she works inside them and leaves everything where it is.

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This is her working. Nothing here is a screenshot.

Five of the eight things above, happening.

To: the Weber familyRe: table for 8 on SaturdayGood evening Mrs Weber,Saturday 20:30 is yours, the big table by the window.The kitchen knows about the two children and the walnut allergy.Sent 06:41 · your copy is in your inbox
She writes the reply. You read it with your coffee.
20:00Rossi4confirmed20:30Weber8confirmed21:15Lund2no answer · called11 tables confirmed · 2 have not answered
Tomorrow night, sorted before you open your eyes.
Voicemail · 05:02Hi, it is Anna from the flower shop. Can we move Thursday delivery to the morning?Call her back · 10:00, in your calendar
She picks up the phone, writes down what was said, and puts it in your day.
MTReel18:00WTPost12:00FSStories11:00S
Your week on Instagram and Facebook, planned on Sunday night.
Marta R.Best carbonara I have had this year.Thank you Marta. The carbonara says hello back.Tom K.Lovely food, but Friday service was slow.You are right, Friday was heavy. Ask for Luca next time, he will look after you.1 review held back for you
Four reviews answered. The awkward one is waiting for you.
From now on never confirm the terrace if rain is forecast. Ask me first.Got it. I will hold those and put them in your morning page.Learned · nothing to set up
You teach her the way you would tell a person. In a chat, in your own words.
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The front of a small food shop in the morning, shutters up, lights on.

It is built for a place with a door, a phone that rings and a Saturday that fills up.

Gloria

She is called Gloria, and she says she is an AI.

One assistant, one name, one face — the same for everyone, from the first minute. She never pretends to be a person, because the first customer who finds out she is not makes you pay for it, not us.

Her face is hers. It is not a setting you choose — it is who she is.

You teach it once. It never asks again.

Asking for something ends when it is done. A rule changes everything that comes after it. Most assistants put both in the same box, and the second one gets lost.

It reads the rule back to you in its own words before it keeps it, so you find out immediately if it understood something else.
Never give my mobile number to a customer.
Always copy my accountant on anything with an invoice attached.
Never answer a 1-star review without asking me first.
We are closed on Mondays. Never confirm a Monday booking.
If my partner writes, treat it as if it came from me.
EmailIt answers and sends you a copy
Do and tell
CalendarIt books and moves appointments
On its own
Good reviewsIt answers and publishes
Do and tell
Bad reviewsIt writes the reply and waits
Ask first
Social postsIt prepares, you publish
Ask first
Money and paymentsIt never touches them without you
Ask first

You decide how far it goes. Line by line.

Three answers, and you can change any of them tonight: on its own, do and tell, ask first. Money is always the third one, and that is not a setting you can move.

Set a line to ask first and nothing happens there without you — and money always asks, whatever you choose.

It lives on your machine, not in somebody else cloud.

Your accounts, your address, your customers. Nothing of yours is shared, with anybody, ever.

A hand holding a phone in the dark, the screen the only light in the room.

It worked from 03:12 to 08:02.

Your assistant gets an address of its own.

A private page where you see what it did and talk to it, and a public one for the things it makes for you: the menu, the price list, the page you send to customers.

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yourname.gloriapp.app/menuwhat it makes for you

What it is not.

Not a chatbot.

It does the work and shows you the result, instead of explaining how you could do it.

Not an autopilot.

Anything that costs money or goes out to a real customer stops and waits for you, every single time.

Not a panel to learn.

You write to it the way you would write to a person. If you can send a message, you can use it.

Not a trial that empties.

It gets better the longer you keep it: every rule you teach it stays taught.

An espresso and a newspaper on a table, in the first light of the morning.

You read one page while the coffee cools down. That is the whole job.

One price, everything inside.

Not three plans to compare: one, with everything inside. A part-time assistant costs you more than this and goes home at six.

390 €a month

or 3.900 € for the year, paid once. 2 months free

Setup 690 €, waived if you pay for the year

  • Your own machine, not a share of ours
  • The model and its work, no metering and no surprise bill
  • Email, calendar, reviews, bookings, phone messages, social
  • Your website, changed by writing to it
  • Its own address and its own email
  • Every rule you teach it, forever
  • A person to call: us

The setup is the part you only pay once: your own things connected by you with us alongside, your first rules written down together, the way you work taught to her. After that it is the same number every month.

you already have Claude Code

Or: on your own server

You put up the machine — a VPS, or a computer that stays on — and your own Claude subscription. We install it, we load your mailboxes, your calendar and your working rules, and from then on she lives at your place and your data never leaves it. The thinking runs on your subscription, not ours: that is the whole reason this costs a quarter of the rest.

990 €a year

690 € setup, once

Your Claude plan needs enough seats. We measure your real usage in the first week, so you know on day one and not on the day she stops.

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The questions everybody asks.

Does it write as me, or as a robot?

Like a person, in the language your customer wrote in, with the manners you taught her. You read the first twenty and correct them; after that you stop reading them.

What happens if it gets something wrong?

You tell it, in one sentence, and it becomes a rule. The same mistake does not come back. That is the whole difference between a rule and a reminder.

Can it send something to a customer without me?

Only where you said it could. Anything you marked ask first stops and waits, and money always stops, even if you wanted otherwise.

Do I need to install anything?

No. The software does go on a machine, but we put it there, not you: it arrives working, and from the app you connect your own things in a minute — your mailbox, your calendar, your social, WhatsApp. You approve each on its own page, so we never see your passwords. You never open a terminal.

Where does my data live?

On the machine that runs your Gloria. Your mail, your files, your keys and her notebook never leave it. The model is a service we call: it sees what it needs to write the answer, and it is not trained on your business. If your rules say data must not leave the country, tell us before you buy and we check it, instead of printing a promise.

Can I run it on my own server?

Yes, and it costs less, because the thinking runs on your own Claude subscription instead of ours. We install it, we load your mailboxes, your calendar and your working rules, and from then on she runs at your place. One condition we say out loud: your plan needs enough seats, and we measure your real usage in the first week so you know on day one instead of the day she stops.

What does the yearly fee pay for, if I already have it?

Not the program. It pays for the brain getting better every week, and for someone keeping her alive while everything around her changes: a provider changes a permission, a mail host changes its rules, the model changes version. Something breaks every month, and it breaks without an error message.

What if I want to stop?

You cancel it yourself in PayPal, where you set the payment up: a couple of clicks, no call to make. It stops at the end of the period you paid for. Nothing breaks and nothing is deleted: your data is yours and it leaves with you, in a form you can read. From our machine we hand it over, on your own server it is already at your place. What stops is what comes from us: the updates and the support.

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The demo is the real panel with an invented business inside: you see exactly what she does and how it looks, and nothing in there is anybody real.

This page, the reels on our Instagram and every word you have just read: she made them.

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